Could you trip and fall please? Thanks, I feel better

Like my title, it didn’t take me much to think it up.

Inside, we want people to fail don’t we.  I want Al Gore to be so wrong in his calculations, I want Angelina to have a small, public tantrum Britney style, and dammit, could you people in my blogosphere please not be so perfect either?

I’ve never had any innate desire to be perfect, it’s not something I strive for.  I have shortcomings and failings like crazy, and the world knows it.  But sometimes I just want other people to be as much of a failure as I am.

Nah, this blog doesn’t stem from something I did, I just keep reading about the accomplishments of others and feeling left behind I guess.

 

4 Responses to “Could you trip and fall please? Thanks, I feel better”

  1. Noscere Says:

    *Grins from ear to ear*
    Look no further, I am the god of imperfection. Gods sake I lost half of my blog files by just moving them from one folder to the folder next to them. I cant decorate, am colour blind and have to ask my kids to take the tops off jars for me. When it comes to getting things wrong I rokc

    • shmode Says:

      Oh good, I was hoping you’d have a lisp or something, but the list makes me feel much better.

      Now if I can get MTAE (aka Mr. Perfect) to admit he has a wart on his nose or something, I’d feel great.

  2. Rachel Says:

    Are you kidding me? I have so many imperfections I created a weekly carnival for them.

    Had to crack up about your above comment, cuz I DO have a bit of a lisp when I’m tired (and absolutely – you better laugh about it because if I can’t laugh about it myself, what’s the point? :)

    And I just got done with your moose post… YOWZA! Waaay cool, my hubs would be in heaven!


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